no one ever asks me shit

  • 1: When did you lose your virginity?
  • 16. To a steady girlfriend.
  • 2: Rough sex or soft sex?
  • I do not subscribe to any one methodology.
  • 3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
  • Nothing unusual.
  • 4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
  • The backstock room of a store I worked at in a mall.
  • 5: Favourite sex position?
  • Her on top. Doggy.
  • 6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
  • See answer to #2.
  • 7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
  • Sort of. No sex, but she blew me.
  • 8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
  • Floor or bed. Couches can be difficult.
  • 9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
  • Yes. If you include parking lots, mall store backrooms, and driving along the highway.
  • 10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
  • Thank god no.
  • 11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
  • For me? I have some light blue boxer briefs I look good in. I've never worn a cock sock or satin robe or anything.
  • 12: How often do you have sex?
  • Once every 7-10 days. Usually. I wish it were more.
  • 13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
  • All sorts of people.
  • 14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
  • Do I have to decide? Really? Uhm, I guess I'll giving.
  • 15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
  • Being too drunk to cum.
  • 18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
  • Yes. I love getting my clothes taken off of me.
  • 19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
  • Shower. Bath sex isn't as cool as you might think.
  • 20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
  • Your aunt. No, the other one.
  • 21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
  • No, and yes.
  • 22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
  • Have used.
  • 23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
  • Yes.
  • 24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
  • I have and do every 7-10 days. Usually.
  • 25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
  • Since I started smoking again, I smoke. An ex-girlfriend and I did, however, start a habit of having "post-coital pie" for like a week after Thanksgiving one year. That was great.
  • 26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
  • Stockings on nice legs.
  • 27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
  • 28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
  • I love faces. Thats usually the first thing that I'm attracted too. After that, I love running my fingers along a woman's back and over her hips.
  • 29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
  • I don't have a favorite man part, but there are things about men I like. Namely charm or humor.
  • 30: Do you watch porn?
  • Of course.